So, first of all, apologies. Since my last post here, months ago, I’ve had various tooth troubles – a partial extraction followed by surgery, followed by dry socket and a final infection that I’ve currently still got (don’t worry, it’s just a side effect of the antibiotics for the dry socket). Anyway. All of this means that I can’t/shouldn’t eat rice (any food that comes in small particles really), so burritos are difficult. Hopefully I’ll get back to it soon.
Before the first extraction though, I was contacted by somebody who works for Poncho No.8 to go and try out their new Soho branch. I went along and had a free burrito, but was too nervous to review that one. I thought I’d go back and get another one, then review that. I went back twice, and so have eaten there three times, but still didn’t manage to write it up. It’s probably partly me being a flake, but mostly nerves about how to review something when you’ve been in contact with the people you’re reviewing. So I’m going to write this up now, as it’s shitty of me not to, but from now on I’ll just be going along and eating at places normally.
kitsch value
It’s actually pretty classy – the biggest decoration the last time I visited was the big leaf thing above. They don’t just rely on beer to be their decorations here. Having said that, they went all out for Halloween, giving out sweets and things, which shows a deeper commitment to kitsch than just having some silly bottles hanging up everywhere.
the burrito(s)
A chicken burrito is £6.10, which is fairly standard. Poncho No.8 are like Tortilla, in that they have two sizes available – medium and large. I ate medium twice, but had a large once – the medium makes for a much better lunch unless you’re incredibly hungry, since the large is pretty difficult to manage. Your mileage will probably vary, though. But it’s good to have both options.
Poncho No.8 is nominally a healthy option when you’re going for Mexican food. I say “nominally” not because I’ve discovered that they’re secretly unhealthy, or anything – just because you can’t really taste that in the food, so it really is a healthy option that doesn’t feel like you’re having to compromise taste or anything else. The burritos are still very hearty and filling and full of everything you want – I think the meat in particular is cooked in a healthier way than normal, but the meat’s still nice, if not as smoky as it is when it’s smothered in chipotles or whatever else elsewhere.
I’ve tried both hot and medium salsa here. The hot was particularly hot – I usually go for the hottest one (or the next to hottest one if, like The Mission, the restaurant offers four different salsa strengths), but here it was almost too much for me. It’s not necessarily that the salsa was too spicy for me – it’s more that it really permeated the rest of the food, and it was most of what I could taste for most of the burrito. The same thing happened with the medium salsa, but I’m not sure why – maybe there was slightly too much of it, or maybe the food is cooked in a way that makes sauce soak into everything particularly well. I’d rather eat here than at Benito’s Hat, but I’m a fan of less salsa and more sour cream and guac, so it probably wouldn’t become my standard burrito place – because of its nice decor and larger dining space upstairs, I think it makes a better place to meet cool friends when they’re coming to Soho to meet up than a place to grab a quick meal to take back to my desk.
The medium size is very welcome, and I like knowing that the food I’m eating is at least a bit healthier than it would be from most over burrito outlets. The food is good, although not great – maybe I’ll go back soon and be pleasantly surprised, since the salsa’s overpowering taste was really my only problem. The rest, from what I could taste, was fine, and the burritos are wrapped and assembled well and so can be eaten as tidily as any burrito can.
I am now craving some guacamole and smoky chicken. I hope my mouth heals soon. Until then, drop me a line if there’s anywhere you’d like to recommend.
food 4/5
speed 5/5
kitsch factor 3/5